Wednesday, September 24, 2008

A Peace Corps Volunteer Looks at Wharton

I have to point out the very hilarious Perspectives column in this week's Wharton Journal. In it former Peace Corps volunteer Dave Larson gripes about the outrageous amount of air conditioning used on this building. He points out:

It explains why Huntsman hall is shaped like a giant D-cell battery: it's basically a secret message to the world saying we've got energy to wasteand waste it we shall.

However, in her response Sarah Weintraub did point out that the new recycling bins "totally block the coat racks" and that "green clashes with like, everything." Which it totally does.

The poop has hit the fan...

...and half of Wharton is covered in it. Students are definitely more jittery: we've all accumulated a substantial amount of loans with the idea that we'd pay them off with super-awesome high paying jobs, but that's no longer a reality in the financial sector. At least for now.

Fortunately, most Wharton students (even the ones who had offers from Morgan Stanley) have a sense of humor about it.

My plans are to continue with the entertainment/new media route. I love the vibe in these companies; there's a sense of fun and excitement that doesn't exist in the same way in other places.

Wharton's professors (Jeremy Siegel, Franklin Allen, Joseph Gyourko and Richard Herring) held a panel discussion on the financial crisis. While I'm not good at recapping these things, I will suggestion that you check out the Wharton Journal article.

In the meantime, I will focus on finding a vending machine in Huntsman Hall that actually still has Diet Coke in it. It seems that we have a real supply chain issue with the #$*@! vending machines. I ended up drinking a Monster beverage instead. Monster is tasty but I'm kind of worried it has just a little too much caffeine for my good.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Welcome back, Wharton campers!

The summer's almost over and rising 2nd year students are wrapping up internships, taking last minute vacations, and going over fall semester schedules because it's been 3 months since anyone even thought about classes. I certainly forgot all of the stuff I signed up for.

About my summer:
I worked for a small internet start-up: very non-traditional for an MBA student. Most of my colleagues worked at investment banks, private equity firms, consulting firms, major corporations, and a healthy chunk went to big internet companies like Google and Yahoo.

My job was a hodgepodge of duties: forming and enacting marketing and recruiting strategies, a competitive analysis, and drinking Diet Coke. Because I drank Diet Coke like it was my frickin' job. I am now much wiser in the ways of user-created content, search engine optimization, and techie speak (although I'm definitely not fluent in that area).

The general consensus is that students are ready and even eager to get back to Wharton. It's time for those three-day weekends and Thursday night pubs. I'm ready to get caught up on my Wharton student gossip and I'm ready to fight the Wharton undergrads for space at Huntsman Hall.

First day of classes is September 3rd. Here I come...

On top of that I saw the latest Indiana Jones (I practically fell asleep) and the megahit, The Dark Knight (which was totally awesome and sad).

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Wharton, F--k Yeah!

In the tradition of Team America: World Police, some very creative Whartonites created this song...

Friday, April 11, 2008

Business tips from... Eric Cartman?

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Wharton 54 Photo Essay

Welcome to Wharton 54, one of our school's premier parties. Almost as popular as the infamous pantless Walnut Walk event in October, Wharton 54 attracts students eager to drink bad mixed drinks and wear something stupid. This year's theme? Jungle Boogie.


Yup, Jungle Boogie. Each cohort had to elect a shot boy and shot girl. The lucky winners had to dress up in skanktastic leopard print getups and look sexy (or at least try to). The rest of the population wears what it wants, but it usually involves stuff that covers less than 25% of the body.
The event is sponsored by Out for Business (or "Out4Biz"), Wharton's gay, lesbian, and bisexual professional and social club. Here's what the club has to say for itself:
We strive to continue to build an open and accepting environment for all Wharton students, and count several straight allies among our members. Out4Biz provides an opportunity to network with other gay, lesbian, and bisexual professionals and share our professional interests and goals while connecting with companies across the globe. We interact with other business schools, Wharton alumni, and the communities of Penn and Philadelphia to impact our community beyond Wharton. And we host fabulous parties!
That they do.
At first, I wasn't so pleased. We ended up waiting about 30 minutes to get in the door, all the while griping about how the event's organizers didn't pay enough attention in our OPIM (Operations and Information) classes. We spent a few classes on line control. Well I didn't do very well in that class either. When we got into the club, the heavy crowds and smoke reminded me of the massive dance clubs in NYC that I tried so hard to avoid. Since drinks were free, the lines were competitive and enormous. Not only, but you competed for drinks with a group that is ambitious and willing to use its elbows. Nasty stuff.


However, when drinks were procured my roommate and I had a fun time seeing and being seen. My usual outfit involves t-shirts and sneakers, so it's always fun for me to get all dolled up and skeezy.


This is what Craig Elbert, staff writer for the Wharton Journal, had to say about the experience:



One of the primary incentives for attending a school like Wharton is the opportunity to build a valuable network of contacts in the business world. Entering school, it is easy to imagine that this new network will be composed of sophisticated peers who respect you for your business acumen, academic prowess, and work ethic.

...Instead, for many the lesson is that costumes and excessive amounts of alcohol are the currency of social capital. As can be seen in Figure 1.0, alcohol consumption drives significant increases in valuable social capital interactions, albeit with diminishing marginal returns after a certain level. In addition, as observed at many themed parties, racy costumes serve to drive even greater social capital transactions, thereby shifting the curve upward at all consumption levels. (Here's the whole article: Acquiring social capital through a transvestite Paul Bunyan costume - Perspectives)

But as you can see, students definitely did a lot of investing in social capital by dressing up in outrageous getups and then drinking drinking drinking.

This was not the only afro that night. For some reason, every other Wharton student, male or female, keeps an afro wig in storage for events like this.

The closest I had was my Amy Winehouse bouffant, and that's more of an alcoholic rats nest look than a '70s rats nest.








But the best costume by far was the guy dressed up as a banana. His girlfriend must have a very very good sense of humor.

The gorilla with beer costume wasn't so shabby either.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Wharton's Second Annual Charity Fashion Show

On March 29th, Wharton's Fashion & Luxury Industries Club presented the Second Annual Charity Fashion Show. You know, because business school and fashion have so much in common. Well fashion is technically a business, but you wouldn't say that it's very businessy. It's an industry that's not so comfortable with hiring MBAs.

However, that didn't stop these ladies from holding a fashion event with a couple of cool twists...

Firstly, the outfits featured in the show were all from designers who participate in socially responsible practices: environmental or otherwise. Designers include:
Bahar Shahpar
Eco Sandals
Edun
Emily Katz
Lara Miller
Patagonia
Peligrosa
Perfectly Imperfect
South Moon Under
Loyale Clothing
Undesigned by Carol Young

Proceeds went to Mazzoni Center. This center provides competent, compassionate and nonjudgmental primary medical care, mental health counseling, and a full range of HIV / AIDS testing & social services to the region’s historically underserved sexual minority and HIV-affected communities. More info: http://www.mazzonicenter.org/

Enough with the straight-up info. It was fun to watch business school students make like models and strut their stuff (oh yes, the models were biz students) in 4-inch heels. And nobody tripped. Pretty impressive!

The show took place at the Trocadero, a kick-ass theater near the Chinatown district (oh yes, there's a Chinatown in Philly!).